Conan in Amsterdam with marijuana joints and a bag of pot

.... the policeman looked at it, finished his search and gave the pot back to me.

Next he looked at my mate, who was staring at the ground, talking to himself, and laughing, while trying to keep a straight face in front of the policeman.

The policeman looked at his face closely, I stepped in - It's OK officer, he has had magic mushrooms. The policeman raises his eyebrows, shakes his head and tells us to move along.

Was I dreeaming? In a Cheech and Chong movie? On another planet? Well yes I was but that was due to what I had been smoking....

Welcome to Amsterdam! Holland does not control Gunja, beyond the controls that are present on alcohol sales. This is also true for magic mushrooms, so we were just intoxicated, but not breaking any laws, except maybe laws of common sense.

So next time you are busted, just hope it is in Holland.